Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break
Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break
A semi-biographical web comic about the struggles and occasional humour of daily life, pets, friends, and the myriad people I meet. Plus the odd rant about politics, pop culture, religion, and everything else that irritates or amuses me enough to scribble about it. This is only a silly comic. It is called crap. I don't take it too damn seriously, and neither should you.

Characters

Main Characters

Jin Name: Jin Wicked

Description: Artist, writer, and restlessly-creative person in general. Smartass, reclusive, and a workaholic with an odd sense of humour. Hobbies include independent study, photography, cooking, sewing, crafting, houseplants, pets, shopping, cartoons, and video games. Socially-progressive moderate libertarian. Open-minded atheist and skeptic. Phobic of butterflies, heights, and multi-story indoor ceilings. Obsessive-compulsive. Honourary Canadian.

Matt Name: Matt

Description: Jin’s boyfriend and, occasionally, unwitting accomplice. Helps brainstorm ideas for comics if no actual work on his part is involved. Non-confrontational and easy-going, except when driving. Hobbies include console and arcade video games, reading, movies, manga, and music. Little bit of a slacker, but a hard worker when it counts. Loves peanut butter baked goods. Two years younger than Jin.

The Rats Name: The Rats

Description: Jin’s mischief. Presently comprised of five rats. Likes pizza crusts, steamed rice, macaroni and cheese, cookies, fresh veggies and fruits, french fries, and yogurt treats. Hobbies include destroying cardboard boxes and tubes, throwing unwanted food and bedding outside their cage, and staring forlornly at any humans eating nearby.

Brighton Howard Name: Brighton Howard

Description: Irritable and fictional news anchor who delivers his stories with a heaping plate of sarcasm, open bias, and wit. Hails from the United Kingdom and, when not ranting wildly, speaks with a charming accent. Likes science, intellectual honesty, jazz, foreign films, personal freedom, and cute girls with glasses. Dislikes people who want to legislate their religious beliefs, Jesus horses, most career policitians, and the fact that he is entirely made up.

Minor Characters

Hermit Crabs and other Miscellaneous Pets Name: Hermit Crabs and other Miscellaneous Pets

Description: Besides rats, Jin has or has had other pets, including hermit crabs, fish, and mice. They’ve only collectively had a few comics devoted to them, and in the interest of laziness they are getting lumped together.

Cory!! Name: Cory!! Strode

Description: Jin’s friend; a prolific novelist and writer of humour, satire, and political commentary. His hobbies include ranting, comic books, poker, and movies. Likes redheads and pie. His website is Solitare Rose Productions.

Rob Name: Rob

Description: One of Matt’s best friends; he made a few guest appearances in the beginning comics, including drawing comic #025. Doesn’t hang out with Jin too often, so he rarely appears in later strips. Writer and poet.

Tristan Name: Tristan aka Psychonaut

Description: Jin’s friend and an ex-boyfriend, a world traveller originally from Canada. Computer scientist in the studies of computational linguistics and artificial intelligence, published essayist, devoted lover of ferrets.

Hermit Crabs Name: Josh

Description: Jin’s room-mate at the beginning of Lunch Break. Likes fine wine and cigars, homebrewing, and wearing spandex shorts with padding in the ass. Made his final real appearance in comic #190.

Cameos

Matt Boyd Name: Matt Boyd

Description: Primary writer for the completed comic MacHall, and currently Three Panel Soul. Fellow rat lover, and watcher of current events and news. He wrote a guest script, #132, Dead Piro Days, and has appeared in comic #224.

Randy Milholland Name: R*K*Milholland

Description: Artist and creator of the popular comic Something Positive. The Lunch Break comics in which he appeared are set at AnimeFEST in Dallas, TX, September 2005. Appeared in #235, 237.